The pardoners fail.

If the unthinkable happens, if catastrophe strikes, if they accuse me of rudeness, irresponsibility and foolishness ,it will .............. it will bring peace at last. At least there will be an excuse that i'll be able to give myself. I'll sit beside the window or on the bed,as the case may be,having a cup of coffee or tea with biscuits or chanachur,pretending to listen to N's ghyanghyanani about this and that and say to myself," They wronged me, it's they who couldn't tolerate my naivety,they failed to understand my pov because i was unable to make them see reason, their goodness, benevolence, patience had succumbed to my good for nothing nature, my indecisiveness, my utter lack of grey cells........ in short, my impotence". After that all shall be well, everyone will be at peace with everythingandeveryoneelse, and will forget Les Vampire. There will be no silly questions to ask and no silly answers to be given. All of us , both the accusers and the accused will have a choice to deny.......to say, "That's not it at all,/ That's not what i meant ,at all"